From an ACR of mine in the bad old days of closed reporting:
"(SirToppamHat) would make an excellent ADC, if only he were Tall and Slim."
I found this out during a 'career brief', when the Posting Officer started reading one of my ACRs to herself and suddenly burst out laughing. I forced her to tell me what it was she found so amusing. As far as I know, the original line didn't go on to say:
"...and female and blonde."