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Mobile Issue Centres (MIC Wagons)
or Fart Wagons
I'll start filling out the accident report in advance!
And don't forget to make it interesting.
That is:-
No driving licence...
No additional training for towing trailers...
Drunk...
With four people inside playing cards...
Sat on half empty oil cans...
Smoking...
In front of a taxi-ing aircraft...
With the Princess Royal on board...
Who didn't get her leg over the previous night.
If you take a close look at the fold down access steps at the back you will notice a fairly flimsy piano hinge with a few rivets.
That hinge won't survive a week.
But I dare say we can't repair or modify or it would invalidate the warranty from the civvy manufacturer. So it'll be u/s for a month.