Reminds me of a signal which I still have in my personal memorabilia:
P R 271250Z JAN 92
SIC HCL/KIL/OBY
617 SQN WOPULD LIKE TO INFORM ALL INTERESTED ADDRESSEES THAT THE TIRPITZ BULKHEAD REMAINS FIRMLY ATTACHED TO THE CREWROOM OF ITS RIGHTFUL OWNERS. HOWEVER, 9 SQN SHOULD BE CONGRATULATED FOR CAUSING MORE DAMAGE TO THE BULKHEAD ON THIS RAID THAN THEY DID ON 12 NOV 1943, PROBABLY BECAUSE THIS TIME THE TARGET COULD NOT SHOOT BACK.
FOR OC 9 SQN FROM 0C 617 SQN. ALL EXISTING DAMAGE BILLS ARE NOW NULL AND VOID. BE ADVISED THAT ANY FUTURE DAMAGE BILLS, FOR UNSUCCESSFUL ATTEMPTS, WILL BE CHARGEABLE.
BT
And that little lot was sent to Strikelist Alpha, Supplists Charlie 2 and 3 and HQ RAFG!
Meeeeow!