Heard about this one many years ago.., when the ATIS was not computerised and a human voice was required. I don't know if it really did happen but I'd like to think it did;. ."Aberdeen Approach this is DANAIR F**king 154". ."Station calling, say again!". ."Aberdeen this is DANAIR F**king 154". ."DANAIR 154, Aberdeen, use standard R/T phraseology, pass your message". ."I will when you do - listen to the ATIS". .Atco listens to the atis, while the weather is being broadcast and in the background, clear as a bell, you can hear "Where's the F**king DAN154?". <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />