Thanks for the chuckles chaps - surprised I've not seen this one - probably an urban myth badly recollected.. .. .EDDK ATC "Speedbird xxx Vacate Right and hold block xx, GND on 121.80". .BAWxx "Right and hold block xx". .Ground "Taxi via (whatever)for stand xx". .BAWxx ""Taxi via (whatever)for stand xx". .Short Pause - Speedbird has not moved. .Ground "Speedbird xxx, is there a problem sir.". .BAWxx "No problem sir, just checking our ground charts". .Ground (rather indignantly) "Have you never been here before!". .BAWxx "Once sir, 1940's, didn't stop though". .. .Dan