To USAF F-111
"Jazz54 confirm you're not on this frequency?"
To/from RAF Harrier trying to work out VFR conditions
"Bandit 3 what's your impression of the circuit?"
Bandit3 "Sorry I don't do impressions"
F111 in trouble squawking 7700
"Reno26 do you have a problem?"
"No problem sir, we're ejecting"