You think I am joking? It's not just the 717's off to India.....
>>comfortable superslimline seating for only 795 passengers
>>a complete range of watercrackers for purchase (on sectors over 12 hours)
>>four flight attendants to provide our famous 'cheap and cheerless' service
>>checked baggage allowance of 4kg
>>every 1000 miles earns one QANTAS frequent flyer point
>>range of onlboard merchandise including Geoff Dixons latest offering, "How to retire on 15 Million a year", follow up to his best seller "Losing my Morality".
*Please note: All passengers must be checked in 5 hours before departure time or forfeit their fare. (Full watercracker range also for sale in the check in tents)
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