John E,
No, you are not the only one. I think we should organise to get these two together so they can settle this the old fashioned way....bare knuckles.
If we all chip in I'm sure we can raise the money for airline tickets to a neutral location. What do you say Pruners? (Incidentally, my money's on Nick).
After the bout we can see an end to these personality based, antagonistic threads.