I would have to say for my money, the ideal crewing and administration would be along the lines of:
Captain Animal
First Officer Kermit
Second officer Fozzy bear
Second officer Beaker (just because)
CSM The Swedish Chef
Senior Business class FA The Pig
Senior Economy class FA Oscar the Grouch
Approach controller Cookie Monster
Tower controller Sponge Bob Threshold Pants
CASA The two clowns from the balcony