Dear pilotbear,
I am worried. I fear I cannot find a tie long enough to hang 2-3 inches below my waistline, as my beer belly occupies that particular space. Should my tie therefore hang 2-3 inches below my beer belly? Can you recommend a good shop for purchasing a tie which matches my ripped and egg-stained suit interior? Oh, the colour was originally sort of grey. Hope that helps.
Secondly, will I still have time to fly the aeroplane once I have finished filing my nails and giving myself a French polish for that glamorous, professional touch? I am increasingly concerned that doing so may eat into my valuable hair styling schedule.
And finally, once your colleagues establish that you are indeed as much fun to be with over many sectors as you sound, can I have your job?
Yours in hope,
Witchdoctor