Big picture....mumble, mumble....Management Initiative....mumble, mumble....leaner and keener....mumble, mumble....in-depth scoping survey....mumble, mumble...."I hear what you say".....
And lo, the porkers did merrily flap their wings. For as the result of such foolhardiness, verily they were the only bloody things left at Lyneham still capable of flight bar the flying club aircraft.