Vfrpilotpb asked "Do any of you guy know the average size of the female Feet?"
I believe the answer is very small so they can get closer to the sink/ironing board/oven etc. Ho Ho Ho what a funny joke for a 12 year old to tell. It still amazes me that that aren't any new funny jokes about women, it would make me laugh if I heard a new one.
Regarding parking, I've said it before on PPrune.....I can't parallel park, that's why I fly helicopters, they can go sideways.
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Why Women Are Best
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog and then the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.
"The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM-she\'s the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the
world, and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what\'s mine is his and what\'s his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she\'s the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish and she answered, "I\'d like a mild heart attack."
Women are clever bitches. Don\'t mess with them.