Perhaps you should try listening to this;
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/ourbraveboys.shtml
A bit like "Yes, Minister" but in the MOD. So far they've tackled the Typhoon's gun, FRES (and why it's costing so much even though nobody actually knows what it is yet) and how the MOD has never, ever used equipment for the purposes for which it was bought.