EX TSV, young guy first to board, gets 10 rows down, goes to vomit, but covers his mouth. Chunks go left and right, and the mess ends up on the wall, lockers, and over 2 rows of seats...
Arrive in HTI to find a little brown smudge on tray table - remembered woman who had tried to hand me dirty nappy prior had been sitting there...
Worst was when flying in another country for another airline temporarily - While we as Fas did our best to keep the toilets tidy, they never got properly cleaned, and it was discovered that they had neglected to put the blue loo in for quite sometime, so there was nothing to break it down, or deodorise it.. For the best part of a month, flew on an aircraft that smelt like raw sewage, right through the cabin.
Oh, passenger servicing himself while staring at fellow crew member while she did her best to hide...
Um, passengers who you literally see scratching their backside (hand inside pants), or picking nose, then grabbing your arm, or trying to shake your hand...
Oh and the award for most skillfull controlled vomiting goes to the young girl on a recent flight who handed 3 drinking glasses of vomit back during the rubbish collection.
Not a drop on the tray table...