Bloody Hell! You guys REALLY put up with some ****, dont you? Im cabin crew myself, for a LCC and Ive got to say, I have NEVER had to deal with **** on the toilet rim, puke on the floor or mens ejaculation on the toilet mirror (Thank God)!!! Maybe flying short haul (just LGW - PMI ten times a day) means that pax retain their bodily fluids just long enough to excuse me from their mess! Maybe Lost Cost Carriers are the glamoures airlines afterall!