I know who TheLizard is (sorry for lying to you yesterday, Dad), but I'm not outing him. It's obvious who he is. Think hard guys.
When I worked it out, we had a little chat and decided to have a flame war for fun.
A-Kay is not who you think it is. He is a friend of mine who decided to help with the war. Buzz and No1 could have spent days trying to get the real AK to admit to that one and never succeeded.
Jag - if you're gonna be in The Laird's today, I'll explain it to you.
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How does one man get to be so funny?