Dear Lizard
I'm a pretty laid back kinda guy (hence all the sofa jokes), but if your gonna slag me off, at least have the balls not to do it anonymously.
I can take it from people I know coz I know if they mean it or not. I haven't got a clue who you are, so don't make me mad. You wouldn't like me when I'm mad (just ask Boydie).
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"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as in the face of the man who killed you"