Boroatco
How you doing boy, picked up any Kate O'Mara lookalikes recently?
Terrain Safe
Alex has a reserved sign on the sofa and has been known to throw his teddy out of the cot if someone dares to sit on it. Apparently if he ever goes there will be a brass memorial plaque mounted on it!
JFC
We'll get you soon enough, you may as well own up now.
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