Just doing my bit.
Buzz, as to the merits I think that it'll be possible to meet the requirements.
1. PROOF
Will a photograph or testimony from an independent person do?
2."More sensible to stay indoors"
You should see the driving here, IT'S ALWAYS MORE SENSIBLE TO STAY INDOORS.
3."WX conditions......unlikely to complete the journey."
WX is pretty much a constant, however as to liklihood of completing the journey, I refer you to my answer to 2. above.
4."Journey for pointless reason."
Going to work?
5."company of a trucker"
Nah, you're alright, I didn't want the award anyway.
Keep the abuse flowing.
Regards from the sandpit.
FJ
"DRINK!"