CBR-BNE flight, 16yr old girl with *no* personal hygiene whatsoever, goes into fwd toilet during disembarkation and without a word of a lie
sprays sh*t all over the toilet - the lid, the bowl, under the lid, over the lid, around the outside of the bowl,
smeared over edge of the bowl..........
I was finding bits that were hiding all the way through the next 4 hour sector... the pilots even left the flight deck and refused to go back until the smell had subsided - it was rotten!
Then the other night on a DRW-BNE flight a *charming* gentleman vomited all over the floor - missed the bag by a
long shot - and guess who got to clean it up?
But the funniest thing was this stuff did not stink, however it was seriously the most
viscous vomit I have ever seen... I reckon if I had tried to pick it up it would have all stuck together in one piece! It was a serious dark brown color... I considered selling it to a panel beaters shop to use as bog filler on hail damaged cars
Merry Christmas Folks!
