A bit off topic, but I really enjoyed the sentence regarding the Royal Mail van. </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica"> But no mail or parcels were damaged by the incident.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica">I like to think the whole thing was written with the tongue firmly in the cheek. Regretfully I think the guy is serious.