Wow and there was me think I was the only one ! ! !
Dont forget to add that when you arrive in the USA the new 'Homeland Security' staff will then 'Nick' you as you attempt to enter their country.......Evil Pilot Scum.....
They'll keep you 'in custody' for over an hour while they try and find you on yet another computer !
Meanwhile 'Vicky Pollard' and all her mates from 'cattle class' will have been through Immigration and customs long before you and snapped up all the best hire vehicles leaving you with the 'loaner from hell'.
Having jummped throug all the hoops and paid all the money (I think I got the slowest speaking woman in the world when I called the visa booking line......£14 that call cost me) I was just a little peed off and being treated like a criminal on arrival !
Oh but your only here to spend thousands of dollars flying a spam can Sir. We have families here that have to pay a lot less than that to see Mickey......Evil Pilots.....
If they think that some Mad towel wrapped foaming at the mouth terrorist is going to get a M1 Visa and then fly into a buliding they must be even madder than mad Mike Mcmad winner or last years Mad Mans compation.......They'll just book a cheapie fly drive with Vicky and all her mats and then do their worst.
Oh but as I rant on dont think I'm bitter....I've been back many times since......and the delights of Home Land Security never fails to amuse me. On my last trip I was interviewed on the way out of the country.....by a woman who spoke with a German Accent ! ! !
PLEASE PLEASE make flying cheap in the UK so I can just goto the USA to meet a large Mouse !!!!!!!!!
Merry Xmas all
