Would do my heart good to see some rich guy, take his property in the English Countryside, level all the buildings and make a huge underground complex. Buy a bell 212 with the noisiest rotor system, paint it black and have all his black uniformed security patrolling the perimeter fence. Do only late night or early morning take off and departures from the elevated platform that comes out of the underground complex. Any vehicles that arrive or depart must come in a convoy minimum of three and be also totally black.
This having everything titled under some mysterious corporation registered in the Cayman Islands.
Maybe this would keep the towns buzzing. Where is Robert Ludlum when you really need him....