Dear Mr. Hoon,
I continue to be impressed how the RAF has been improved from 110,000 wasteful full time members down to a figure of less than half this, including semi-retired staff, who now commute back from the south of France to fly.
Well done, how soon can you improve this figure down to a few MOD admin staff who can concentrate on sitting on nice new leather chairs and composing nasty letters to possible enemies?
Yours in awe at your expertise in clouding the truth,
ShyTorque.