Spuds and other ATCr's...
My suggestion would be find out who that (hug)Monster works for and slam his a@@e into the hold at Mayfield until he cries "uncle".
Aviate, Navigate and Communicate is a private pilot acronym used in basic training.
If the monster is truly a "line training capt" he is obvivously heading in the wrong direction.
One of my favorite techniques in the "hold" would be to ask the trainee who was in front, who was behind, and as we were heading round and round ask where was the airport?