You'll get yer chance for that too
tipsy, but not before Sunday lunchtime!
But if the esky full of G/T is forgotten, then that naughty pussy will be getting yet another kick up the dung funnel this year...
I tried to get a Business Class upgrade but there was nothing available. Looks like I gotta travel with all them outta control Territorians after all...
"Haus Kuk" huh? Hmmm... I wonder why
Woomera will be bringing his kitchen along?