I wonder how much of that damage was caused by Trumpton. Give them an excuse to get the hydraulic boltcutters out....
In that situation I'd much rather the fire and rescue crews cut everything in sight to get me out. I'm not a helicopter pilot but I'll guess that a heavy landing doesn't do your back much good.
Those same fire crews might save your life someday so lets not go poking fun at them even in jest
Hope the pilot has a swift and full recovery.