Dear Mr Weenie sausage
"sorry old chap it was remiss of me to warn that my post was sarcasm."
I too must appologise as I didnt know your thread was an invitation for some light hearted wit. (sarcasm)
"not a myers and briggs assesment .Gosh i wish people could grasp that ."
You have obviously spent many years trying to convince to the world that its ok to be a man and dress up in womans clothing on overnights.
I see you have found a way around this by making up for your shortfall with a name such as ..."dicksynormous"
You will standout in public as the the guy who is 5 foot 3 and 1/2 inches driving a streched Cadilac using a cushion to see out over the steering wheel....I am looking out for you
"If you choose a false name may i suggest muppet "
I thought of Muppet and decided against it for the very reason I cant possibly be one .........as a muppet is an empty shell with the only chance of coming to life is to be manipulated by some person who has their hand up your butt pushing and pulling to make you speak........not my cup of tea
Morph
Ps You are one of the funniest posts to date.
