On a prooving flight into Canberra in a 146, with the CASA FOI in the jump-seat, the F/O crunched it into the tarmac for an absolute shocker. The Captain turned and said:
"Now get onto the PA and apologise for that last landing!"
The F/O dutifully replied.
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the captain has asked me to apologise for that last landing. Thank-you."
DOH!