Sorry its not quite by the book, and apologies if it offends the guardian of all things JAR-FCL. I know you struggle to apply any sort of lateral thinking in your procedural like world
Next time you're going Stateside, accidentally "forget" your visa or your passport.
With their renowned lateral thinking they'll be bound to let you in.
They'll probably let you do some further training as well...
Or maybe not
PS Happy New Year
