Yes I'm Back!!!
Just had a young lad leave our place who's wit has become the stuff of Urban Myths.
1) Having issued forth a sentence, the contents of which were 10% English, 90% Swearing, he was asked if he had Terrets (spelt right....I think).
The answer came back, "What the F**k is Terrets"!!
2) Walking around the large Heliport in the Emerald toilet said person was challenged by Snowdrop as to where his Beret was.
His reply was, "In my pocket".
He was then asked, why it was not on his head.
"Because (you know what's coming!) my head won't fit in my pocket"!!!!