A Secret wiltshire airbase, mid-nineties. In the bar, the usual hgih-spirited happy-hour banter ensues. The (very tall & slim) Stn Cdr is concerned he is being ignored by the jovial crowd, and enters one conversational group whose number includes a certain co-pilot with a porn-star name (initials B....D.... - you know who!) who's diplomacy skills are legendary.
Stn Cdr: "Come on boys, you can include me in the banter, you know!"
B.....D....: "Which lanky streak of pi$$ said that?"
Hat, Axminster, etc.......