BANANASBANANAS - that's as good as the comment made by a certain now very senior navigator who often posts here...
"Neatishead, Neatishead, this is NNNNNN Charlie 44 zero 4 Tiger Fast plus 60" quoth the Nav.
"Roger NNNNNN, climb blah, vector blah" from yummy-sounding FC-babe.
"Roger, Neat, climbing blah and vector blah"
Pompous pilot in front seat, "Now look, **, shouldn't you authenticate her?"
Quick as a flash from the back: "Authenticate her? Don't need to - I've $hagged her!"