In the mid 80s, flying a Dominie out of Finningley. Me as pilot, 2 Nav Instructors and 2 Nav students. For take off, one Nav instructor sits in F/Os seat, remainder of crew down back and all internal comms on intercom.
Departing Finningley and talking to Radar prior to handover to Midland radar and the female radar controller who has just been posted in sounds absolutely stunning.
Me on intercom to rest of crew " Cor she sounds all right I could really f"2$ the a$5# off her."
Stunned silence inside the Dominie before nav instructor down the back comes on intercom and says (quite truthfully)
"Yes, I frequently do. Thats my wife you are talking to!"
Nige and Rita, Where are you now?