TriStar Crewroom, Ascension Island.
Timmy crew having a few beers and discussing where they were born and bred.
Canadian exchange pilot to Geordie steward,
"I was born and raised in Regina."
Plain speaking steward in broad Geordie accent,
"Regina? Is that somewhere between ya c**t and yer effin ar$ehole?
Canadian not amused - rest of crew rolling on the floor in fits.
