Hey Captain Spunkfarter, Merry Christmas to you too. Your humour is somewhat misplaced however. I'm
not a scouser*. However I've added an 's' to the end of your feliciatation for our two resident scouse ATCO's (out of 20 odd) to read:
It is Christmas, so chill out you shell-suit-wearing, curly-haired, moustached, joyriding, kicked-out-of-Europe-for-hooliganism, Beatles-obsessed, ferry-riding, xmas-present-stealing, Boris-Johnson-hating, Cilla-Black-loving Scouse B@stards!
I'm sure your phone will start ringing in the middle of the night soon enough, not to mention the inevitable death threats.....
*Lancastrian me, born in Ormskirk and bloody proud of it. I don't wear shell suits lad, it's a flat fookin' cap. Now have a bloody good christmas or I'll set me whippets on to ye!
