Hey squibbler,
Calm down! Calm down!
It is Christmas, so chill out you shell-suit-wearing, curly-haired, moustached, joyriding, kicked-out-of-Europe-for-hooliganism, Beatles-obsessed, ferry-riding, xmas-present-stealing, Boris-Johnson-hating, Cilla-Black-loving Scouse B@stard!
Seriously though, Glad Tidings!