Once again, after reading some of the preceding posts it has in no uncertain terms been brought home to this sad individual
that I got to the land of the unexpected
far, far too late and missed out on all the fun/mayhem (organised or not) and general really good times!
Life's a bitch, then you marry one, then you die!
Ah what the ****, there's always another good bottle of red around!
Thanks for the translation
Chuckles. 
You only live twice. Once when
you're born. Once when
you've looked death in the face.