Heard one that was never verified
New SWO at Lossie some years ago was asked by the Staish to smarten up the lads
Tactic: Early morning, stand near the Guardroom in the shadow of the security lights
Slightly scruffy lad walks through the barrier
SWO steps out of the shadows, places his pace stick on the lads shoulder and shouts "Stand still!!"
Young lad, "Yes Sir what's the matter?"
SWO. "I have some **** on the end of my stick lad!"
Young lad looks at stick and says "Not at this end Sir!"
Apparently, the SWO laughed and let him go
Love many, Trust a few, Always paddle your own canoe
