well you see x I'm not even there right now. I have the pleasure of defending the sovereignty of HM's dominion that is the Falkland Islands. What do you mean you don't know where that is coz you never got to go? Besides you're right, you didn't have to go off and explore pastures new, grass is always greener blah blah! So I have no sympathy with you at all. Still it was good to see posting again.
Things are always worse than they seem!