AOC plus entourage on board a Puma at Caye Chapel, Belize, early 1980s. Scouser crewman stood outside for engine start but long i/com lead was u/s, so he was mainly unaware of events inside cabin.
Post start, crewman climbed in, appeared on jumpseat and cheerily announced in scouse accent on i/c: "Phew! Some c**t down the back has just farted!"
I hastily scribbled "AOC on i/com" on kneepad but too late!
Booming voice of AOC: "Well it certainly wasn't ME!"
Crewman's face a picture
