1.ALM: " The AOC's a C
t !"
AOC: "Not as big a C
t as the ALM who's disconnected the wrong headset !"
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2.A certain infamous Herk Captain "of England", seen walking along Dakar Beach with one flip-flop on:
Crew member: "Hey, Dick, have you lost a flip-flop?"
Dick: "No, mate, found one"