you will like this one
The online tracking system indicates my package is in S. Africa and DHL staff claims - as shown on their system - that it has reached its destination on Dec 1.
Nobody at DHL Brussels is able to tell me where it is, when it will arrive & nobody at DHL Brussels is able to tell me until next Mon because it is... the week end. Period.
Glory! Oh Glory! Maybe this explains why DHL needed an increase in movements at BRU...