Adventures
As usual Steve you are not working hard enough!!
Anyway, few years ago the nurse was doing the prelim stuff like eyes, ears etc.
Comes to the blood pressure and she does the most amazing thing. She stands in front of me, takes my hand and rests it on her breast so she can put the inflating thing on my bicep.
Amazingly I had a high reading, no sh1t! I was getting a cheap thrill and wondering if this was a start of one of those amazing stories you only read in Playboy!!
I suggested a second attempt when it became obvious that she was blond and not planning any extra activities.
By me having my hand on my knee not her chest everything got a bit simpler!!
Story Number 2
After a head injury I lost my sense of smell. Doc sees me, waves a bottle under my nose and asks if I can smell anything, I could not. I asked him what it was supposed to smell of and he tells me ORANGES.
Six months later my arms and legs that were also injured in the accident are out of plaster and I am ready to work. Doc says if I can not smell fire, spilt fuel etc it is unsafe for me to get my class 1 back, he then produces same bottle. MMMM that smells of ORANGES doc he is really amazed at my recovery, I am really amazed that he is a Dr.