Expedite Backtrack what are you doing with your life, i leave the place for 5 minutes and your turn into a mentalist playing viz ein trainen simulatoren - a deffinate need for a STOP and no CARRY ON if ever i saw one. I reckon you should get a proper hobby like a rehabilitation course at the clinic cos your addicted to bum fondling, or being paranoid about conspiracy theories.
Any how, Sir Alfie Midnight, how do lad. Should have known it was you. You want to keep that listener number then one day you can go to the antiques roadshow and ask "IS IT WORTH OWT". (sorry, i should have backed off the mike a bit then). Request For Information on the last reported positions of MILF and The Tieknot, they seem to have fecked rite off. I reckon they´ve gone for a classy holiday in Skegness dressed as a pair of Paul Calfs.
"Squawk 7700 contact Thames Radar point 7"
(De-selects phone line and remains content)
