Prejudiced jockstrapaholic racing snakes - they too can go to Room 101!
Hyperventilating shrink-wrapped tw@ts who don't pay road tax using their damn velocipedes on crowded roads and getting in the way of people who drive fast cars - off to Room 101 with 'em!
And everyone who has yet to realise that 'fun run' is, by definition, an oxymoron.