Excellent - the 'signs from around the world' had me in stitches! And anyway, it's all harmless fun and I really can't understand why people have to come out with the usual 'gateplod' cr@p in response to a bit of humour.
The globe-trotting exploits of your mug are fun - perhaps everyone who adds a picture to the site might donate, say 50p to a service charity?
Agree that the car parking at the covert Oxonian aerodrome is now barking mad - but then I told them that's what would happen when the VC10 sqn shotgun wedding came about some years ago.
Oh and please stop the visiting pongo officers who don't know where the OM overspill car park by the Gorbachev gate is from filling up the car park by the photo section!
Mind how you go!