Pink Baron, thanks for the great wind-up, fortunately most of our colleagues, bar but a few are beyond such petty pastimes and generally have much more useful things to do in their lazy lives.
By reading your posts and trying to understand the various thought processes involved I think you should still be living in a tent and going home on a cargo ship!
Where I come from we have a great saying for folks like you "Ag Shame".
Have a nice life and thanks for the great entertainment value of your sad posts.
P.S Are you of the fairer clan by any chance with a name like Pink Baron?