Jungly QHIs and HWIs, including the display team which had done a demo that day, on the pi$$ after a wings parade, none too long ago. As happens in the somewhat limited number of hostelries the town that supports Wastelands posesses, we ended up in the same bar as a group of 899 zoomies who commence deriding the said demo.
Quick as a flash the reply came "Sorry to dissapoint you gents, but the older of you will probably remember that being operational not decorational leaves little time to practice".
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