Good one,
The Enema Bandit.
The Ibex, you sound like one of the afore-mentioned spankers who's trying to make the toss-iferous practice of calling yourself "THE Qantas", "THE Birdseed", "THE Ibex", "The Whatever" sound like good R/T and something to hope young SPLs will aspire to so they can one day be like you.
It is pretentious and labels one a right tosser. If it weren't so, we'd hear people admitting to doing it, other than in The Ibex's roundabout way.
"Aircraft commander"... HAHAHAHAAAHAAAAA...!!! Another tosserism. Anyone whose ego (and something else) does NOT need constant stroking would not need a label like that, to remind himself of what he is.